Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Executives at Google, the rapidly growing online-search company that promises to 'organize the world's information,' announced Monday the latest step in their expansion effort: a far-reaching plan to destroy all the information it is unable to index.
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'Our users want the world to be as simple, clean, and accessible as the Google home page itself,' said Google CEO Eric Schmidt at a press conference held in their corporate offices. 'Soon, it will be.'

The new project, dubbed Google Purge, will join such popular services as Google Images, Google News, and Google Maps, which catalogs the entire surface of the Earth using high-resolution satellites.

As a part of Purge's first phase, executives will destroy all copyrighted materials that cannot be searched by Google."